No Context Spoilers: Birds Of Prey

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Whether you like her or not, you’re bound to know about the new Harley Quinn movie! Birds of Prey: And The Fantabulous Emancipation Of One Harley Quinn.

Now just like Harley Quinn, we’re here for laughs and to confuse you. So in a Harley approved fashion (btw her fits in in this movie are insane), we’re going to give you no context spoilers. And for those of you that don’t know what it means… it means we’re going to give such vague spoilers with no explanation at all that you’re going to force yourself to go see the movie to understand them!

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Here we go!

Hopefully we rattled your brain enough to make you wanna go see the movie!

Get tickets to see Birds of Prey: And The Fantabulous Emancipation Of One Harley Quinn in a theater near you here!

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Words: Jace Chiappetta | Featured Photo: Warner Brothers Studios

Spider-Man Is Back And Home Safe!

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After months of negotiations, Disney and Sony have finally reached a new deal!

We have whiplash from all the back and forth with Spider-Man and his place in the MCU. But you know what, that’s okay. Because in the end… We won, Mr. Stark.

Kevin Feige, President of Marvel, released an official statement stating;

I am thrilled that Spidey’s journey in the MCU will continue, and I and all of us at Marvel Studios are very excited that we get to keep working on it. Spider-Man is a powerful icon and hero whose story crosses all ages and audiences around the globe. He also happens to be the only hero with the superpower to cross cinematic universes, so as Sony continues to develop their own Spidey-verse you never know what surprises the future might hold.

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So basically he’s saying Spidey is back, safe in our arms where he belongs. And that we get to see him with another British Tom H that plays a superhero (Tom Hardy as Venom) and that we may possibly see Venom in the MCU. YES PLEASE!

And of course, as Stan Twitter does best, they supplied us with the best memes and tweets in reaction to this news. And what monsters would we be if we didn’t share some with you?

Then, the web slinger himself took to Instagram to weigh in.

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Oh! We forgot to mention the best part… The third Spider-Man movie is slated to be released on July 16th 2021.

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Birds of Prey: She’s Here, Puddin!

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Everyone hold on to your hyenas and mallets because Harley Quinn is coming!

The first teaser for the new Harley Quinn movie, Birds of Prey, has surfaced. The teaser is in Ukrainian but hey, a teaser is a teaser. We’re not complaining.

The teaser takes a jab at the upcoming It: Chapter 2 movie and comes to lights right before the release. You hear “Pennywise’s Call” along with tons of balloons. Harley (Margot Robbie) swings her mallet popping the ones close to her and says something that has a Ukrainian overdub.

If you’re a professionally trained lip reader like we are, you can see that she says “I’m so fucking over clowns,” but after some light researching…okay we just read the Reddit comments…BUT it is said that she says “Может нахуй цiх клятiх клоунiв” which roughly translates to “Fuck off with these goddamn clowns already.” So it would make sense for her saying the former.

Now because this is the only version of the teaser, there is a yellow hue filter on it. But the stills show much more vibrance!

The rest of the teaser is packed with the rest of Birds of Prey gang like Huntress, Black Canary, and Cassandra Cain. There’s also snippets from other characters we’re super ready to see like Detective Renee Montoya and the villains Black Mask and Victor Zsasz.

We have such high hopes for this since Margot Robbie isn’t only the star but producer of this film as well. We can only hope that with her absolute love for Harley, that she delivers!

Birds of Prey (And The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) opens in theaters on February 7 2020.

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Words: Jace Chiappetta | Featured Photo: Warner Brothers Studios