How To Have The Best Halloween Of Your Life!

Happy Halloween, Witches! It’s officially the greatest day of the year! It’s the day all the ghouls, goblins, ghosts, and monsters come out to play. In peace, of course.

We know that it can be stressful trying to figure out what to do on actual Halloween, so we have so tips to help you have the best Halloween you can!

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Watch Hocus Pocus. This is a must. You cannot skip this… or else. We also created a whole list of fun spooky movies to watch here. But again, this one has to be watched. It’s illegal to not watch it on Halloween.

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Eat all of the candy you want. It’s in the Halloween rule book that October 31st is a national cheat day for everyone’s diets. Ask anyone.

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Go to a local haunted house! No Halloween is complete without a little first person spooking! We promise it’s fun!

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Have a seance. Conjure up some spirits and have a fun conversation. We know it can get lonely on Halloween, so….

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Make spooky treats for your friends! Who doesn’t love marshmallow ghosts and pretzel spiders?!

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Head down to your nearest sewer to say “Hi” to our friend, Pennywise. We’re sure he’d love to have you for diner. Over for dinner, we mean! Yeah. That’s totally what we mean. He’s harmless.

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Dress up! Literally, the best part of Halloween is dressing up, as anything you want! Just for the love of all things Spooky please don’t be a black cat… There’s too many.

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Try opening a portal to another dimension, cause… why not? If you try though, all we ask is that you go to the Upside Down and grab our man Hopper. We miss him and really need him back.

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Be as weird and creepy as you want! If you want to walk around while doing a back bend and screaming like The Grudge… do it!

In all seriousness, it’s Halloween. And you should be able to dress and be as creepy and freaky as you want. It’s the one day of the year that people aren’t judged for being weird (it should be everyday but…). Halloween is about having fun and spooks. And that’s all we really want in life.

Have an absolutely spooktacular All Hallows Eve!

Words: Jace Chiappetta | Featured Photo: Halloween Time!


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Why Every Horror Fan Should Appreciate Ice Nine Kills

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Ice Nine Kills is a band from Boston, MA that formed in 2002. Some may know them from their Warped Tour days, but others may know them from their love for horror movies.

Frontman, Spencer Charnas, has always been very vocal and open about his absolute love for all things horror. So he did the ultimate thing you could do. Create a whole album based on the best horror movies!

The Silver Scream is the ultimate album to listen to during Halloween, or if your just an avid horror fan. In each song, Charnas has such a creative way of telling the story of the movie; including the littlest moment and facts. It’s actually awe inspiring.

The album came out Halloween of 2018 and since then the band has debuted multiple music videos for different songs that, while they relate to each movie, when put together creates a movie itself. We love that. Let’s take a look at the track listing.

An American Nightmare – A Nightmare On Elm Street

The album kicks off with an homage to none other than Mr. Kruger. The whole idea of the song is about a killer stalking you in your dreams. Ice Nine Kills vocalist, Spencer says, “The entire premise of a killer hunting you in your dreams is so genius because no matter what you do, no-one can escape eventually falling asleep, so your death at the hand (or glove rather) of Mr. Krueger is inevitable.”

Thank God It’s Friday – Friday The 13th

Of course, where there is Freddy, there must be Jason. About a boy drowning because of sex-crazed teens not watching him and a vengeful mother. Spencer says “It’s our own take on important character dialogue from the movie and a campfire singalong that turns from rapidly from a Kumbaya vibe to a machete-slicing breakdown.”

Stabbing In The Dark – Halloween

Stated as a “love letter to the night he came home,” the band drops subtle hints and details in the song about the movie. The song takes you through Michael’s escape from the asylum all the way to Haddonfield where the bloodfest begins.

SAVAGES – Texas Chainsaw Massacre

The song is about an entire cabalistic family and to not mess with them. Do we need to say anything else?

The Jig Is Up – Saw

This song is about the 2004 horror movie that broke molds. Saw was a new take on a blood bath film about a man trying to make his victims not take their life for granted… with interesting methods. This song is about his latest victims from the moment they press play on the recorder. And the song quite literally starts with the sound of a tape recorder. It’s the little things.

A Grave Mistake – The Crow

A tragic love story of a man and his wife murdered the night before their wedding. The Crow gave us an anti-hero that is avenging the death of him and his wife. The song is not only meant to be an homage to the movie, but to Brandon Lee (The Crow) who died while filming on set.

Rocking The Boat – Jaws

Shark. Boat attack. Jaws.

Enjoy Your Slay – The Shining

One of the greatest horror movies of all time deserves a song, right? Right. And Ice Nine Kills delivers. With little hints of the movie like “redrum,” and “Hey danny, come play with us”. What is super cool about this song is that the song is actually in the perspective of the hotel.

Freak Flag Fly – The Devil’s Rejects

Just like the movie The Devils Rejects, the song is raw, insane, and craziness. It definitely embodies the “watch who you fuck with” idea of the movie.

The World In My Hands – Edward Scissorhands

Written about one of the greatest movies of all time, this song captures the innocence of Edward as he’s cursed with weapons for hands. He sees how people are terrified and stand-offing from him and doesn’t understand why, but his light, Kim, is there. It finishes with the lyric “Cause when it snows, It falls to you from me” which captures the ending perfectly.

Merry Axe-Mas – Silent Night, Deadly Night

Silent Night, Deadly Night is a low-budget horror movie from 1984. While at the time not the greatest, it now holds it “cult classic” title. This also gave us the great and punny lyric of “Fa-la-la-la-la, Feliz navi-dead!”

Love Bites – An American Werewolf In London

Like the movie, this song has a ver sharp and sarcastic tone to it. It has comedic lyrics while still painting the gruesome picture that is American Werewolf In London.

IT Is The End – IT

The final chapter of both the album and music video series is “It Is The End”, clever. The movie is obviously about It, with the very clown-like and carnival feel to the vocals and overall song itself. With lyrics like “When I feast on your flesh” and “we all float down here” any fan of the franchise (definitely us) will appreciate this song.

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Words: Jace Chiappetta | Featured Photo: Ice Nine Kills


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The Grudge Trailer Has Finally Dropped

Just in time for Halloween, the trailer for The Grudge has dropped! The film takes place in the same timeline as the 2004 film of the same name, and will also act as a re-imagining of the American film series, which is based on the Japanese Ju-On films.

Synopsis: “A single mother and young detective, Muldoon (Riseborough), discovers that a suburban house is cursed by a vengeful ghost that dooms those who enter it with a violent death. Now, she runs to save herself and her son from demonic spirits from the cursed house in her neighborhood.”

Produced by horror icon Sam Raimi (Evil Dead and Don’t Breathe), this one is sure to not let us down. Director Nicolas Pesce says this version of the grudge is “really f**ked up.”

And he knows that there will be people calling this just another remake, so at a discussion panel he states,

The Grudge is like a virus; it’s super-contagious. So the fact that it would stay in the tiny city of Tokyo is unrealistic. It exists in Asia, Europe, Africa, in America, because it has spread. I know a lot of people think this is a remake of a remake, which is isn’t. This movie exists in the same world as the Japanese movie, we’re just adding a chapter.

The film stars John Cho (Harold & Kumar), Andrea Riseborough (Birdman), and the horror icon that is Lin Shaye (Insidious, A Nightmare On Elm Street)

The Grudge is set to be released January 3rd, 2020.

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Words: Jace Chiappetta | Featured Photo: Sony Pictures


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5 Hilarious Halloween Outfits

Halloween is just 4 days away. And if you still haven’t decided on a Halloween outfit, and our 5 TV & Film Inspired Halloween Outfits article also didn’t help, this will. If you want something that makes you stand out, and other laugh too, we’ve got you covered. And so does Amazon Prime. You’ll need it if you want an outfit to arrive on time.

The Spice Girls

They really “got with their friends” on this one. And if you don’t understand that reference, we’re so sorry for your poor taste in music.

Three Little Pigs

But you don’t have to go to market for this outfit, you just have to go to Amazon.

Rock, Paper, Scissors

Nobody wins, so everybody wins.

Pacman

Just remember, you can’t eat anything while you’re dressed as Pacman. Don’t ruin the magic.

Crayola

Even their dog is dressed up. We’re dying over this one.

Words: Natasha Fountain | Featured Photo: Britco


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Happy National Pumpkin Day!

Pumpkins are probably the biggest tell tale of all things fall and spooky. Jack-O-Lanterns, lattes, patches, and just the base color orange.

So in honor of our love for Pumpkins on this National Pumpkin Day, here are some fun facts!

Pumpkins are very high in potassium and Vitamin A.

6 out of the 7 continents grow pumpkins! Antarctica is the only place pumpkins cannot grow.

The biggest pumpkin pie ever was over 5 ft in diameter and weighed over 350lbs!

The record for the biggest grown pumpkin comes in at 1,140lbs!

They used to be used for removing freckles and curing snake bites.

Pumpkin carving originally started when Irish settlers came to America and realised that carving Pumpkins were a lot easier than carving turnips for Halloween.

Well, we hope you learned something on this beautiful National Pumpkin Day! Now go to your local Starbucks and treat yourself to a PSL!

Words: Jace Chiappetta | Featured Photo: Getty Images


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5 TV & Film Inspired Halloween Outfit Ideas

Halloween is just a week away! But don’t worry if you haven’t got your outfit ready, we’ve got you covered! And we know what you’re thinking, but Halloween doesn’t have to mean scary. Here’s 5 Halloween outfit ideas sure to make you stand out…

Darla – Finding Nemo

e’re so here for this outfit. To be as sassy as Darla, pair a green jumper with a pink dress and a wig styled into pigtails! To finish the look, draw some braces and add your pet! Please, don’t use a real fish for this look, try a toy fish instead.

Left: Finding Nemo (Pixar) | Right: Gina Box on Instagram (@ohmygeeee)

Bubbles – The Powerpuff Girls

To live out all your best superhero dreams like Shae, get a cute shirt and pair it with a blond wig to dress as Bubbles! That’s how you prove that you can be… HARDCORE.

Left: The Powerpuff Girls (Cartoon Network) | Right: Shae Arabella on Instagram (@shaearabella)

Pennywise – IT

Glam Pennywise? Sign us up. To match this look, you’ll need a wig, spooky contacts, and $400 to spend at Sephora. We’re kidding. If you don’t already have the make-up you’ll need, you could probably find it at Walmart for 1/5 of the price. Don’t forget a red balloon!

Left: IT (Warner Bros) | Right: Nova on Instagram (@vocallyshook)

Kim Possible

If you never wanted to be Kim Possible, you’re lying to yourself. With a simple wig, a black shirt, some green cargo pants, and black gloves, you too can be a crime-fighting superhero. Don’t forget to change your ringtone!

Left: Kim Possible (Disney) | Right: Holly Jade Balmer on Instagram (@hollyjademua)

Harry Potter

You didn’t think we’d forget an outfit for your pet, did you? Pair a simple red tie with the trademark Harry Potter glasses and you’re good to go! But if you’re doing a photoshoot to audition for America’s Next Top Dog Model too you should definitely get a wand!

Left Harry Potter (Warner Bros) | Right: Cody on Instagram (@codythecavachon)

Words: Natasha Fountain | Featured Photo: Nova on Instagram (@vocallyshook) / IT (Warner Bros)


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Punny Jokes Just In Time For Halloween

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Don’t you just love a good pun? Who doesn’t?! We know we do. And we have a lot, but because it’s Halloween season we’re going to tell you our spookiest (not really) ones!

Here are our favorite punny Halloween jokes that are sure to boo-st your spirit!

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What’s a vampire’s favorite dog? A blood hound.

Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!

What’s a mummy’s favorite kind of music? Wrap.

What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAIIINS!

How did the skeleton know it was going to be a good Halloween? He could feel it in his bones.

What do you say at dinner with a skeleton? Bone appétit!

Why did the ghost go to the bar? To get some boos.

What happens when a ghost blows its nose? Boo-gers come out.

Why don’t ghouls like lentils? They prefer human beans.

What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? Spelling.

Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because you can see right through them!

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A nectarine!

Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders? Because they have a lot of spirit.

What did one owl say to the other owl? Happy Owl-ween!

So what do you think, punny enough for you? Make sure to tell your friends some of these! We’re sure that they’ll die of laughter!

Words: Jace Chiappetta | Featured Photo: YouTube / Rosen Engel


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Halloween Cinema: Best of Horror Edition

Halloween Cinema: Best of Horror

It’s coming up on the best time of year, Halloween!

It’s never too early to get into the spooky spirit. This specific list is tailored for those who show no fear towards the dark… those who welcome it, and the horror movies that come with it.

So grab some friends, shut off the lights and get comfy. MDRN MAG proudly presents, Halloween Cinema: Best of Horror Edition.

The Conjuring

The Conjuring is such a good allaround horror movie! Jump scares in all the right places, the acting is award-worthy. The directing, the music, everything is just so perfect. Oh, it’s also based on a true story… So let that sink in.

Get Out

We shouldn’t even have to tell you why this is on this list. Comedian, Jordan Peele, shocked millions when he entered the horror game. We didn’t know what to expect, let alone a damn masterpiece. If you see someone stirring their tea, do yourself a favor and run!

The Shining

Classic. Jack Nicholson + Creepy Twin Girls + Blood Waterfall = GTFO. Also, remember…… REDRUM.

Sinister

If you’re an older sibling, you’ll understand why this movie makes us uncomfortable. Just hug your younger sibling and keep all knives, power tools, and film projectors away from them. Far away.

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Another slasher classic. Also made us never babysit anyone. Because we’re not trying to die….

Insidious

In 2010, this movie broke the mold. After what felt like a long drought of no good horror movies, Insidious came along. This movie is creepy, uncomfortable, scary, and makes us worried for anybody in a coma.

It

It (2017) is just straight perfection. It’s not only a terrifying movie about a (handsome) killer clown, it’s also an adorable coming-of-age story between a group of friends. You come for the scary but stay for the Pennywise. We stan Bill Skarsgård.

What do you think of out list? Did we list your favorite? Let us know!

Words: Jace Chiappetta | Featured Photo: Get Out / Universal Pictures


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