Kingdom Hearts 3 and the Colorful Gay Agenda

No, this isn’t about Soriku. If you’re a big fan of Kingdom Hearts, you’ve probably already seen this feature. Within the realm of the Toy Box world, based on Disney and Pixar’s Toy Story, you can find Andy‘s bedroom. Specifically, you can find colorful wooden letter blocks.

After meeting Woody, Buzz, Rex, and friends, the rag-tag trio of Sora, Donald, and Goofy can explore the world. Fans – who frankly have too much time on their hands – have realized that they can move the letter blocks.

You know when people say “a picture speaks a thousand words,” well this is one of those times.

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Since finding this out, players have recreated the picture themselves. Courtesy of Square Enix throwing in the new selfie feature on Soras gummi phone, we’ve been blessed with all of this content. (But we still wanna know who taught Sora how to selfie. Also, if he taught Riku?)

While this may seem like an easy task to some, others have expressed their difficulties. Despite ‘gay’ being a three-letter word, it can be a time consuming task. This is mainly due to Donald and Goofy knocking down the blocks as you work as Sora to display them. There are an array of tweets from different players expressing how dedicated you have to be to accomplish this, some even taking upwards of an hour to spell the word out.

We don’t think this one counts, since it’s against the door. But we’ll let it slide just this once because gay rights!

Kingdom Hearts 3 is currently available on PS4 and Xbox One.

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Words: Shae Arabella | Featured Photo: Reddit r/gaming

Kingdom Hearts III: Was It Worth the Hype?

It’s been months since the January 25 release of Kingdom Hearts III, the most recent video game in the Kingdom Hearts series. The third instalment serves as an ending to the “Dark Seeker” saga, but also builds up to what could be waiting for fans in the near future. Published under Square Enix, Kingdom Hearts is an action role-playing game that allows the player to follow Sora, Donald Duck, and Goofy through various Disney and Pixar themed worlds in order to save Kingdom Hearts and the seven guardians of light. (All while trying to mess up evil Xehanort’s plan to start the second Keyblade War.) Sounds fun, right? Wrong.

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Sora, Donald, and Goofy encounter little black monsters otherwise known as “heartless”.

Sora, Donald, and Goofy encounter little black monsters otherwise known as heartless. It’s their job to defeat them, all while trying to save themselves, their friends, and Kingdom Hearts as they know it from impending darkness. The series has twelve games, all released out of order – which is fun trying to explain to people just getting involved in the series. With the original game, Kingdom Hearts, having been released in 2002, and the sequel in 2005, many were left to wonder what exactly was taking so long.

Square Enix had presented the first official trailer for the video game at E3 in 2013, where they announced that the game would launch in 2014 and it was made available for preorder. Almost fifteen years after Kingdom Hearts II, the game was released to the world. Fans were skeptical from the start of production up until the game launched, and by then many weren’t sure what to expect. 

The game features worlds, old and new alike, that Sora travels to alongside Donald and Goofy. The gang visits Hercules in Olympus, where Sora starts his mission to regain his strength. From Olympus, he travels to worlds such as Monstropolis, Kingdom of Corona, Toy Box, Arendelle, San Fransokyo, and old favorites like 100 Acre Wood, Twilight Town, and The Caribbean. Fans also got to get a look at new destinations, such as the Keyblade Graveyard and Scala Ad Caelum. Though, there was one world that had more than a few inconsistencies.

Conspiracy Theories

Arendelle definitely raised a few eyebrows with the amount of cutscenes, songs, the overall vibe of the world, and unlikely chain of events/new found powers of organization members that weren’t ever clarified or touched upon in the series. Conspiracy theorists did what they do best and concocted a theory that fans seemed to run with: Elsa was meant to be the final boss/villain of Arendelle’s world. It’s not far fetched given the ice castle that is deemed unplayable when you reach it after watching Elsa’s rendition of “Let It Go”, having earlier been thrown into an ice labyrinth by Larxene.

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Another inconsistency that left gamers slapping themselves on the forehead was the fact that the game featured no Final Fantasy characters. Hello, Square Enix? Did they get lost in development? Fan favorites like Cloud, Leon, and Yuffie had become a crucial part of the Kingdom Hearts universe – where did they go?

Gamers also weren’t happy with the boss fights, where in games prior to the third, there would typically be a battle against Disney villains. Square decided to swap those villains out for some… really big heartless monsters, which were entirely too easy to beat given the new mechanics (“attraction flow”) where Sora regains MP during battle and can use Disney Park rides as a method of combat – Sora went from being able to wield two keyblades in his Final form, to spinning around in a teacup to defeat bosses. Come on.

Where Fans Agree:

One thing fans could agree on, however, was that they were blown out of the water with how stunning the graphics were, and how lifelike the characters had been rendered. The game felt heavily reliant on cutscenes to explain what in the world was going on; so I think it’s safe to say that it reigns winner of the most confusing game of the franchise. Ratings from fans seemed to vary, each having their own problems with the game, even with the new addition of Critical Mode.

There were some additions to the game that fans liked more than others. With Sora‘s new Gummiphone he’s able to take selfies with the characters he interacts with, and he can store up to 200 photos on his phone. There’s also an added mission where Sora photographs all of the Lucky Emblems throughout each world. The Gummiphone also holds a mini-game feature with Classic Mickey (the 1920-esque version of the mouse).

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Kingdom Hearts III Re:Mind

It’s hard to tell if Square Enix will be able to win back fans with their new announcement of DLC. Kingdom Hearts III Re:Mind is set to have new boss fights, extra episodes, and will more or less serve as a final mix version of the game. The DLC previews shown at E3 2019 gave viewers a sneak peek at the gameplay – in which Roxas is a playable character for at least one battle, along with Aqua and Riku. Sora also gets a new keyblade transformation, Oathkeeper (a keyblade that Roxas also wields). The DLC will be available to users in what is thought to be late November/ December 2019. Though, an official launch date has not been announced, and pricing has not been determined. The Oathkeeper keyblade and a new form for Sora will be available to users for free.

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Only time will tell, but it’s looking good for Square in terms of keeping their fans happy. Let’s just ignore the tear-jerking ending and focus on the secret movie “Yozora”, which gives us hope for what Kingdom Hearts IV might have in store for Sora, Riku, and characters within the Final Fantasy universe.

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