We’re not saying we’re the funniest people on the planet… But we’re basically the funniest people on the planet. Don’t believe us? You’re about to. Here’s the best festive dad jokes to ever be created…
What do snowmen call their kids? Chill-dren.
What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nickel-less.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? Holly Davidson.
What do Santa’s elves go to school to learn? The Elphabet.
Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley.
How can you tell snowmen apart from snow women? Snow-balls.
What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce? His wife was a total flake.
What kind of cars do elves drive? Toy-otas.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsellitis.
What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees? Hornaments.
And finally, the best of them all…
What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer? RUDEolph.
Wow. Can you believe we basically invented Christmas jokes? You’re welcome.
Words: Natasha Fountain | Featured Photo: The Chive