Punny Jokes Just In Time For Halloween

Punny Jokes Just In Time For Halloween

Don’t you just love a good pun? Who doesn’t?! We know we do. And we have a lot, but because it’s Halloween season we’re going to tell you our spookiest (not really) ones!

Here are our favorite punny Halloween jokes that are sure to boo-st your spirit!


What’s a vampire’s favorite dog? A blood hound.

Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!

What’s a mummy’s favorite kind of music? Wrap.

What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAIIINS!

How did the skeleton know it was going to be a good Halloween? He could feel it in his bones.

What do you say at dinner with a skeleton? Bone appétit!

Why did the ghost go to the bar? To get some boos.

What happens when a ghost blows its nose? Boo-gers come out.

Why don’t ghouls like lentils? They prefer human beans.

What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? Spelling.

Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because you can see right through them!

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A nectarine!

Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders? Because they have a lot of spirit.

What did one owl say to the other owl? Happy Owl-ween!

So what do you think, punny enough for you? Make sure to tell your friends some of these! We’re sure that they’ll die of laughter!

Words: Jace Chiappetta | Featured Photo: YouTube / Rosen Engel

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