Don’t you just love a good pun? Who doesn’t?! We know we do. And we have a lot, but because it’s Halloween season we’re going to tell you our spookiest (not really) ones!
Here are our favorite punny Halloween jokes that are sure to boo-st your spirit!
What’s a vampire’s favorite dog? A blood hound.
Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!
What’s a mummy’s favorite kind of music? Wrap.
What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAIIINS!
How did the skeleton know it was going to be a good Halloween? He could feel it in his bones.
What do you say at dinner with a skeleton? Bone appétit!
Why did the ghost go to the bar? To get some boos.
What happens when a ghost blows its nose? Boo-gers come out.
Why don’t ghouls like lentils? They prefer human beans.
What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? Spelling.
Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because you can see right through them!
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A nectarine!
Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders? Because they have a lot of spirit.
What did one owl say to the other owl? Happy Owl-ween!
So what do you think, punny enough for you? Make sure to tell your friends some of these! We’re sure that they’ll die of laughter!
Words: Jace Chiappetta | Featured Photo: YouTube / Rosen Engel