Do the Monster Smash.
Ever wondered what the dating profiles of your favorite horror movie villains would look like? Probably not. But now that we mentioned it, we know you’re curious.
So low and behold. MDRN MAG presents: The Monster Smash Dating Game. Where you can dive into your… darkest fantasies.
Bio: Likes long walks in the woods, not the best swimmer and doesn’t talk a lot. Has been to space once but doesn’t like to talk about that.
Bio: Works mostly nights and has been told he’s good with his hands. So basically the man of your dreams.
Bio: Knife connoisseur, professional vegetable chopper, has a thing for babysitters, into knife play.
Bio: Hello! I’m Pennywise and I love dancing! From time to time I enjoy going for a nice float in the pool and I’m great at making balloon animals. I’m also great with kids.
Bio: Ex Cheerleader, likes meat rare, always DTF.
Bio: Looking for a girl to take home to mama. Likes to do it in the shower.
Bio: Just your average Texas boy. Likes girls who are comfortable in their own skin. Yeehaw.
Bio: Tech at a phone company, movie buff, will make you scream.
So who did you match with? Did you superlike anyone? Let us know so we can set you up on a killer first date!
Words and Featured Photo: Jace Chiappetta