The Monster Smash Dating Game

The Monster Smash Dating Game

Do the Monster Smash.

Ever wondered what the dating profiles of your favorite horror movie villains would look like? Probably not. But now that we mentioned it, we know you’re curious.

So low and behold. MDRN MAG presents: The Monster Smash Dating Game. Where you can dive into your… darkest fantasies.

Jason Voorhees

Bio: Likes long walks in the woods, not the best swimmer and doesn’t talk a lot. Has been to space once but doesn’t like to talk about that.

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Jason Voorheese
Jason Voorheese
Jason Voorheese

Freddy Kruger

Bio: Works mostly nights and has been told he’s good with his hands. So basically the man of your dreams.

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Freddy Kruger
Freddy Kruger
Freddy Kruger

Michael Myers

Bio: Knife connoisseur, professional vegetable chopper, has a thing for babysitters, into knife play.

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Michael Myers
Michael Myers
Michael Myers

Pennywise

Bio: Hello! I’m Pennywise and I love dancing! From time to time I enjoy going for a nice float in the pool and I’m great at making balloon animals. I’m also great with kids.

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Pennywise
Pennywise
Pennywise

Jennifer Check

Bio: Ex Cheerleader, likes meat rare, always DTF.

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Jennifer Check
Jennifer Check
Jennifer Check

Norman Bates

Bio: Looking for a girl to take home to mama. Likes to do it in the shower.

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Norman Bates
Norman Bates
Norman Bates

Leatherface

Bio: Just your average Texas boy. Likes girls who are comfortable in their own skin. Yeehaw.

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Leatherface
Leatherface
Leatherface

Ghostface

Bio: Tech at a phone company, movie buff, will make you scream.

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Ghostface
Ghostface
Ghostface

So who did you match with? Did you superlike anyone? Let us know so we can set you up on a killer first date!

Words and Featured Photo: Jace Chiappetta


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