Things That Make Us Say “Thank U, Next”

Are there things in life that you wish you could just say “Thank U, Next” and it be done? Things that make you so mad and annoyed that you’re just over it?

Well unfortunately this isn’t an Ariana Grande music video. If it were, we would be able to shoot hearts out of our chest, look flawless while exercising on a bike, and have the best hair in town.

It doesn’t hurt to wish though! So here are some things that we wish we could just “Thank U, Next”


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Traffic. Just ew. Thank U, Next.

Season 8 of Game of Thrones

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Photo: HBO

We’re sorry but this season was practically begging to be Thank U, Next-ed. Between Starbucks-gate and a rushed storyline … This should have just been better.


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Photo: Tinder

Online dating as a whole can just get left swiped. Meet someone organically at a coffee shop or book store. Fall in love. Get married. Have some kids. You’re welcome.

Jack “not fitting” On The Door

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Call us crazy but … Jack 100% could have fit on that door. That’s a big “Thank U, Next” from us.

“I’m Sorry Our Ice Cream Machine Is Broken”

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Photo: McDonalds

Looks appetizing doesn’t it? Too bad the machine never works … At every McDonalds ever created in the history of McDonalds. No thank you. Next.

Hopper Dying (maybe)

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Photo: Netflix

Now we don’t know if this is true, but we cannot imagine this show without our favorite Chief of Police (daddi).

Facebook Game Requests

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Photo: Chesnot / Getty Images

Grandma, for the 1000th time…We do not want to play Candy Crush!

Long Lines to the Bathroom

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Photo: Leila Navidi

When you gotta go… You gotta go. So when that happens and this is in front of you… Yeah. Thank U, Next.

Tony Stark’s Death

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Photo: Marvel

This is probably the biggest Thank U to ever be Next.

Words: Jace Chiappetta | Featured Photo: YouTube

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